Dutch Harbor – D’Plan

So – the Dutch Harbor “vacation” has gotten stranger. Maybe it’s because I’ve been working 14 hours a day for weeks but this sounds like a great idea:

  • Fly to Dutch Harbor for Christmas
  • Bring only a single Santa Clause outfit
  • Bring a giant bag of Bananas
  • Bring 1 Rabbit, with flashing red eyes
  • Go house to house and hand out Christmas Bananas

Also – go hiking in said outfit in the gale force winds – while living on Bananas and Jack Daniels.

Kat had an exciting extra… she thinks I should wear three Barbia dolls around my neck each of which have a rapper gold neclace that says “Ho”… so I’d get “ho ho ho” out of it.

Vive L’France!


mattSeptember 14th, 2006 at 10:40 am

Uh… what makes you think people who live in this desolate hell-hole have a sense of humor? You’re going to get your ass kicked all the way to Siberia.

KatSeptember 14th, 2006 at 8:00 pm

You forgot the part of wearing three Barbie dolls on strings around your neck, each one wearing a little t-shirt that says HO (hence, ho ho ho)