Bloody Mushrooms

I don’t get people who have cheap dull knives (so much so that I’ll go out and buy them a knife set).

Dull knife + slimy mushrooms + exhausted = even slimier mushrooms and a badly cut thumb

As an aside, the Albertsons in Louisville, CO has got to be the worst grocery store I’ve ever been to. They have proscuioto that tastes like cardboard and, I literally bought them out of mushrooms (which were all slimy). What kind of a joke of a store runs out of mushrooms? And how stupid do you have to be to store mushrooms wrapped in saran-wrap?