East Side Auto Licensing? Gateway to Hell?

More exciting commentary about strange happenings at the

EASTSIDE AUTO LICENSE
12006 N.E. 85th St.
Kirkland, WA 98033
Hours: Mon-Fri: 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m.; Last Sat. of the month: 9 a.m.-1 p.m.
Phone: 425-828-4661

This time in the form of an IM log:

ben: at the DMV yesterday I overheard someone say this “I did my senior project on power washing” (as in using a power washer)

kat: they must have been joking, no?

ben: no – if you’d seen them you’d have known they were dead serious

kat: sad

ben: they went on to say “yah – you can clean up power washing, it’s a great business” and “my wife had a kid, got two weeks off and $250 gift card to walmart, it’s a great company” and “i love the new kirkland warehouse, they have brand new fork lifts, well, mostly”

kat: wow.

ben: and, the dmv sells custom Dale Burnhart (sp? Nascar dead guy) Grill Covers
i think the DMV in kirkland is some worm hole into the 4th level of Alabama Hell

kat: Earnhart
and that is seriously messed up
i’m always surprised at how many Nascar wierdos are out there. Sometimes they are subtle (like just a “*” sticker on the back window of their car). Those, sort of like “undercover gay rainbows” are “undercover Nascar fans”.

ben: dude – driving around in circles rocks!
it’s so depressing/telling that that is the most popular sport in the US

kat: it’s the history! the tradition! The sheer exilaration!

If you look at the url link graphic (the one that appears in favorites or in the location nav bar… is that satan? http://www.metrokc.gov/lars/autoboat/agent.htm. Kat points out that it’s Martin Luther King but, given the 99% white/asian/mexican status of King County I’m sticking with satan. But – if you want to believe it’s MLK… well – be my guest. I think it’s the dark overlord of the DMV.

1 Comment

smooshyJuly 12th, 2007 at 3:34 pm

Maybe it’s Sadam.