Blended Broccoli in a f’ing Box

Kat, in an apparent suicide attempt thought Blended Broccoli in a f’ing Box might go well with paninis. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t.

From the makers of V8 (which is only even passable as an ingredient in bloody maries) comes Broccoli for people on feeding tubes! Yippy!

This stuff is wrong on so many levels…

  • The most obvious – it’s blended broccoli in a f’ing box
  • Creme of Broccoli soup isn’t that bad… this ISN’T creme of broccoli soup
  • I’m pretty sure “No Artificial Flavors” was meant as a warning
  • It’s healthy (couldn’t possibly be good)
  • It’s “charming” (click no the image below to go to the site to read the description). I’m sorry, I’ve done my fair share of drugs and blended broccoli in a f’ing box doesn’t even come close to charming.
  • It’s got 50% of your daily salt and is still disgusting
  • It apparently helps you climb rainbow food pyramids
  • The product shot appears to have broccoli leaves in the soup… dude – broccoli leaves aren’t very edible (but better than the soup)

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KatJanuary 6th, 2009 at 7:59 am

You forgot: It’s baby-puke green. Really.

MattJanuary 6th, 2009 at 9:25 pm

Brocoli is really good, as long as it’s mixed liberally with butter.

Totally, off topic, but isn’t this the original default wordpress design? Time for a blog makover, bro.